zeldathemes
The Captain

~Call me Max. I change my name on here a lot. I'm a lady fairy that likes lady fairies. "If you know my name then you should know I don’t play by anyone’s rules."  "Something about taking hold of life and swallowing it down, straight from the bottle, and not caring if you choke on the burn."

coltre:

every time I get a txt I wish I could have an automatic reply like ” thank you for your message friend! I noticed it and I will reply when I don’t feel like crap and I have enough energy to interact with human beings, from now it may take 3 - 7 business days (may take longer due to my fucked up sleeping pattern) best regards!

"You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength." - Marcus Aurelius
f-word:

tattooed chicken melt: multigrain bread, cheddar & mozzarella cheese, herbed tomato, crispy chicken & bacon
photo by sifu renka

f-word:

tattooed chicken melt: multigrain bread, cheddar & mozzarella cheese, herbed tomato, crispy chicken & bacon

photo by sifu renka

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

sciencetoastudent:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.

butttom:

look at zayn’s face when he sees harry im crying

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harryimaginesxo:

sugar


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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

dianeilagan:

gemini-moonstone:

Amazing!

Yesss

femmenatic:

femmenatic:

Bettie Page inspired Femmes 4ever with zess.

This was a fun day!!

You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney

evancl:

lourryshots:

why are harry and louis so married

you’re asking the real questions here

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why

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holding his hoodie

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i’m so baffled

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NOOO

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OUCH RIGHT IN THE FEELS

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this was supposed to be sweet but i’m currently writhing in painimage